I Can Just Hear You Getting Fatter

Y'know, I love cheesecake as much as the next guy, but spending all that extra time lifting the fork and chewing is a real drag. That's why I'm totally stoked that Burger King has introduced their new Strawberry Cheesecake Shake! Now I can get all the gooey goodness of my favorite dessert--without the mastication!

What's more, I can pair my cheesecake shake with BK's other new taste sensation, Chicken Fries! Now I can spend less time debating what to grab with my greasy, fat fingers and more time stuffing my gullet! It's win-win, baby!

Now if only would listen to my advice and come out with bacon ice cream.

What? Oh, nevermind.