From Russia with Love
This is Olga. She's the latest in a growing line of Russian women who are hitting me up on Friendster. I don't know whether to pity their misguided efforts or laugh at their atrocious grammar and syntax. Actually, her message had a certain poetic beauty to it--like a haiku. I've copied it below, with spacing and grammar intact:
Hello my friend. I have considered your
structure
and you very much like me.
Whether it is valid you are lonely? I think that
you
to search here for the girl to have any
relations.
I search for serious relations with the person.
And I
want to find the man. I the lonely girl. And to
search
only for serious relations. I hope that you
understand me.
I want to inform about itself: my name olga. To
me of 27 years. I live in Russia. In city
Novocheboksarsk.
It not the big city. It is on the great river Volga.
I think that you consider my structure here.
So I think that if
You answer me, maybe, we may to try to
create some relations?
I hope, that we may. And if you want to know
more about
Me so please write to me on my E-Mail:
olgamedi@nm.ru
I with impatience shall wait for the letter from
you.
And I hope that we shall learn each other
better.
Yours faithfully olga
2 Comments:
vhat? how veird? Watch out, she might want to take your monies...
lucky for you her english isn't so good otherwise she would see your witty cynicism and really fall in love. you have a knack for writing. how do you know of seu jorge? good stuff, eh?
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