The Indian Runner

Swiped from the NYT Metropolitan Diary:

Michi Raab heard this half of a cellphone conversation while walking across 14th Street :

"Hello."

"Hi. I'm on 14th Street."

"O.K., I'll meet you in Union Square Park."

"How about by the Gandhi statue across from Diesel?"

"Gandhi. Mahatma Gandhi."

"No, he is not on a horse."