Meet My Boyfriend
I have a new boyfriend. His name is Eric Berndt.
Now, to be honest, Eric and I have never met—and I don't even really know what he looks like. But he put Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia in his place, and that's enough to send my heart aflutter
Eric and I are both at NYU, so maybe I'll run into him reading case histories in the law library or sipping a latte at Café Reggio on Macdougal. I'll look into his deep, soulful eyes and he mine, and we'll know we were meant to be together.
[note: The previous comments are merely idle fantasy. Big Words does not condone stalking (unless the victim is single and really, really cute)]